I bought another half ounce today
I graduate tomorrow afternoon. What am I doing with my life
So stoned at my best friend’s graduation. I need a drink
Made a bank account today.
Put $200 in it. Spent $170 of it on a Magic Flight Launch Box, grinder/pollen press, and nice ass bong with a bubbler bowl and a diffuser downstem. I am so stoked, you have no idea. I’m getting a custom Silver Surfer vaporizer for my birthday too. You don’t even know, okay
Every time I wash turquoise dye out of my hair, I feel like I’m bleeding mermaid tears
Come hang out with me (Taken with instagram)
All done, merrr (Taken with instagram)
Am I cute yet? Redying my hair ๐ (Taken with instagram)
"Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses."
Paradise by Hans Zatzka (1859-1945)
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you youโre a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
